There has been a disturbing trend across the U.S. where localright-think Bible thumpers are blackmailing convenience store management into banning harmless magazines from their shelves. For instance, in the East, the Sheetz chain of quickie stops banned such horrible publications as Playboy because a group of religious loonies threatened to boycott them. In other parts of the country, 7/11 stores fell to the same pressure from these mindless slimeballs. Enough idiotorializing (editorials about idiots), let's do something. For that, I call on our dynamic duo, Filthy McNasty and his fine friends Vera, for help. Here's their plan. Locate the most disgusting pictures you can find. Use your imagination to locate something that will disgust everyone, even farm animals. Reproduce this photograph on the type of advertising flyer that stores put under windshield wipers of cars parked in large shopping malls. Along with the photo, put some advertising slogans like "You can't beat our meat," or "Get your rocks off here," or, "If you think this looks like fun, ask our clerk about the daily special." Then, include in large type the name of the store you want to Hayduke. Don't feel sorry for the store. These gutless wimps surrendered to our enemy in the battle for freedom. Freedom of our minds is far too valuable to surrender to some evil bluenose wearing his hypocritical God-squad mask.